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The Mean Witch

CHISAGO COUNTY PRESS 10/28/1993

SCRIBES CORNER,  page 6

                                                                               

                                                                                                    THE MEAN WITCH

                                                                                                         By Jeff Smith

 

                    Carly struggled, but the greasy ribbons of gut only writhed tighter about her wrists and ankles. The bands were alive, a mindless sort

of life imbued them by the wicked and treacherous witch.

                    The witch turned towards Carly and cackled. At the sound of her voice the leathery restraints trembled and pulsated on Carly’s aching limbs.

                    She hissed, “Oh, you’ll know pain my little one. Agony and pain.”

                    Carly sobbed and the witch suddenly bloated up huge, so that she towered over the child. As Carly whimpered the witch grew until the cave was nearly filled with her rancid bulk.

                    Her raspy voice thundered: “And terror! Yes! Yes! Terror!.” She embraced herself and bellowed out cascades of self-indulgent laughter, each peal echoing and reverberating through the most remote and trackless reaches of that wretched cavern.

                    Carly began to cough and instantly the witch was small again. Directly in front of Carly, she stooped down and peered into Carly’s eyes. With eyebrows arched, and head cocked so that Carly would be eye to eye with the witch’s good eye – not the gray and mottled one – the witch belched a moist blast of cadaverous stench into Carly’s face. Carly turned her head and shivered, crying now abjectly.

                    The witch, now aroused to new heights, threw herself down upon the ground at Carly’s feet and began to slink about on all fours purring and arching her back like a cat. Curious, Carly paused amid her tears, for only an instant, and the witch roared causing the little girl to again cower in her bonds.

                    The witch tittered and sprang to her feet. Giving Carly a sinful wink, she screeched, “Time to eat!”

                    She pointed a crooked finger at the wood stoked beneath a large suspended cauldron and, with a crack, fire engulfed the fuel.

                    Menacingly she approached Carly, the dancing flames casting thirsty shadows on her corrugated face. “You know,” she quipped, “I feel like an appetizer, maybe I’ll start with your tender little fingers!”

                    She rubbed her dry hands together greedily and her cratered tongue darted across her bluish lips.

                    Now it must be told here that Carly, in spite of her young age, had, through many hours of dedicated practice, become quite an accomplished pianist.

                    Upon hearing the witch’s reference to her fingers, Carly had been instantly filled with rage and indignation. She stuck out her own little pink tongue and as she did she noticed the bands loosen about her wrists.

                    Without hesitating she snarled at the witch, “If you want my fingers, well here they are!!” and she poked the witch in the good eye. (The bad one was just too gross.)

                    The witch shrieked and stumbled back a step. The strands were now loose about her feet so Carly fetched a mighty kick to the witch’s knee. It snapped like a twig and she collapsed in agony.

                    No longer a prisoner to the fear which all tyrants use to control their victims, Carly scooped up the witch like a sack of old leaves and pitched her into the fire. There was a brief flurry of movement, a tiny howl and then, except for a puff of putrid smoke, the witch vaporized entirely.

                    It surprised Carly that a monster of the witch’s stature could meet such a pathetic and anticlimactic end.

                    She turned, snatched the witch’s old broom and snapped it over her knee. She tossed it into the flames where it popped and crackled in a rather ordinary way.

                    Carly shrugged and, gently brushing her hands said, “Nobody messes with my fingers.”

                                                                                                         

                                                           

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